He shoots what? From where?
I hate to be the one to bring you this awkwardly bad news, but had Peter Parker’s bite from a radioactive spider actually resulted in him developing the ability to spin webs exactly like a spider does … they wouldn’t be coming out of his hands.
I’ll let you examine the image of a spider’s anatomy at the top and come to your own realization. Yep, that’s right. Spider Man should be shooting webs out of something that rhymes with his “paint”.
If you like this then you’ll love this post about the horrible physiological and psychological consequences of being Aquaman.
Can you think of any other comics that would be ridiculous if they were more scientifically accurate?
“Every time I go see the comic book movie and I have a 3 year-old son and he’s always telling me he wants to be Spider-Man or Captain America. It’s unfair for little black kids not to have a superhero to look up to.
“When I got the call about the Falcon that was a no brainer. I feel that this is for a whole generation who has the opportunity to know a superhero like we did. We grew up with Spawn and Meteor Man. Every kid had a pot or can and thought they were Meteor Man, so I’m excited for a bunch of kids to say that I’m the Falcon.”
Affleck, went on to thank his family by saying, “My daughter wrote my name on my hand for luck. I don’t know how that works, but I guess it worked,” he said. “I want to thank my kids and I want to thank my wife, without whom I would not be anywhere, much less here.”
Argo’s next on my list to see.
Golden GlobeSuperhero Awards
Also In Attendance: The Batman With Nipples, Dr. Chase Meridian, Invisible Woman, War Machine, Sabretooth, Two-Face, Elektro, Mr. Freeze, Colonel Chester Philips, Aunt May, Chudnofsky
Django Unchained (2012)
dir. Quentin Tarantino
Seriously problematic in some respects, but definitely worth seeing if you’re up for Tarantino levels of violence.
Django would have definitely put a new spin on my thesis had it come out last year. Thankfully it didn’t. Between it and Lincoln, the fucking thing would have probably been 150 pages long.